A little history...
From the moment I was born, I always knew I was a Weasel.
What is a Weasel, you may ask? Pff, you naive human, for you to even ask you are nothing to me. Dust. So why should I make an effort to educate you on the greater forces at play in this universe?
Alright. See, a Weasel isn't all dark and mean. She is a necessary unknown in the equation of life and everything around us. She is bright, gracious, fair and most of all, full of love. However, she is also fearless, unforgiving and incredibly strong-willed. This creates a constant inner conflict in the Weasel's mind, one that can translate into frustration and, even worse, total disdain for people that cross her. To relieve the pain, the Weasel relies on a unique mechanism:
SMOOSHING (also "squishing" or "popping one's face")
Smooshing is a practice beyond anything else, which requires a very special type of 'compadre': a Binion. Binions are rare in nature - some say, as rare as Weasels. Why would the Weasel need a Binion? Why not any other creature? Well you see, a Binion is special too: he is binionny. In Layman's terms, he tends to be a soft and fluffy character, with a big heart and the ability to connect to others incredibly well (so well, in fact, that the Binion's presence is usually associated with "labradoodling', leaving the Binion drained).
Binions are the alpha to Weasels' omega. The Weasel, when in the presence of the Binion, will smoosh him intensely and may also give it a good sniff. In return, the Binion will feel loved (although never needy, the Binion likes to be surrounded by warm and happy feelings) and will return that love 100 times, which is about the right amount to calm down a Weasel.
The Weasel, upon spending sufficient time with the Binion, may evolve to a steady state known as a "Master Weasel". Similarly, the Binion will move up to the status of "Major Binion". Together, they hope to conquer the World slowly, insidiously, until they rule it all.
But Psshhhhh...
